Friday, June 30, 2017

Felled

My lord. I left Tokyo on Saturday June 24 with a scratchy throat. It is now, I believe June 30, and I have pneumonia!!! Sorry, poor excuse for not posting any blogs, especially from Japan, but they will, eventually and hopefully, be posted. This is unbelievable. I don't believe I have ever felt so pathetic. I lie in bed and listen to debates about the new health care bill while I try, in my small way, to get help. I have Medicare and a supplemental with Kaiser - Seniorcare Advantage. Sunday morning I felt very weak and was coughing a lot, so I called urgent care. I had to answer all sorts of questions from an advice nurse. I know she, in turn, has to ask me these questions before she can continue with any 'assistance.' How long have you been coughing? (me, 23 hours, 30 minutes and 10 sec.) Do you feel congested? (Yes, that is why I am coughing) On a scale of 1- 10 how bad would say your cough is? (really? why do you think I am calling) Is your nose running? Can you walk to the end of your room? (for God's sake) Do you have a fever? (I don't know - I will take it eventually) On and on and on. Eventually Would you like a doctor to call you? (yes) Dr. so and so will call at 10.20 a.m. do you need a reminder for this? (it is 9.20 am - I think I can remember for another hour.) Doctor calls - same questions. Then she says - you may have walking bronchitis (?) or a bad cold. Drink plenty fluids (which I am doing) and if you still feel bad in two days, call your personal doctor. Tuesday - I am feeling very very bad. My throat is extremely painful on the left side - I can't swallow. I am coughing endlessly and feel very weak. I e-mail my doctor, as I am supposed to do. It is 7.00a.m. I send a follow-up e-mail to say my throat is a bit better, as I don't want to unnecessarily alarm my doctor. I receive 2 e-mails that my doctor is out of the office until July 5. I call the advice nurse again same number of questions (same answers with the edition of the sore throat and that I am running a fever) Would you like a doctor to call? (Yes) Same - doctor ... will call in an hour and a half. Do you need a reminder? (Christ) A doctor calls and paraphrases summary of previous doctor. "You have a cold" he says (I think a little more than a cold, I say) I can send you a prescription for cough medicine (could it be mailed - I don't feel well enough to pick it up) Yes - I suppose so. A little later I log on to my pharmacy center - there is the prescription with a remark next to it that it cannot be mailed. Call number on bottle (There is no bottle and no number) I call the pharmacy and get a 'representative' for Northern California. Rep: No prescription has been sent to the pharmacy me: But I see it on my center Rep: Yes, but it is not here me: Whatever, if it can't be mailed can I pick it up? Rep: But there is no prescription This kafkaesque like conversation continues until finally she says. Call the doctor for another presecription. I explain that I don't know the doctor. I then have to call the advice line again. All of this takes 4 hours) Eventually I am told that I can pick up the prescription. The prescription has 10 mg. of codeine which is why all the prescautions and sealed packages and I have to hand over every form of ID possible. This is because of the opioid epidemic - I just want to stop coughing! By now I am feeling really bad. I have a really scary night - freezng, shivering and shaking uncontrollably, endless coughing, hallucinations about Anita Pallenberg (??????) This is NOT GOOD because a) she is dead b) why does she appear in my hallucinations? I am now truly scared I call the advice line again the next morning. This time I insist that I do not want a doctor to call in - I am really sick, I need help, proper help. Again - same endless questions - on a scale of 1 - 10 how bad is your chest pain? (oh nooooooooooooo) Then she says - I am messaging a doctor who is covering for your doctor. They will call you within 4 hours. Three and a half hours later I get a call that I need to come in for a chest x-ray and to pick up some antibiotics and something else. I drive in feeling alternately clammy, cold, exhausted, foggy. I pick up the antibiotics and some inhaler for which I fork out $84.00 Then I go for a chest x-ray ($55.00) and I go home. I get home and get a call from the doctor's office The x-ray shows you have pneumonia - you need to come back in for stronger antibiotics. I ask all of you - is this humane??????????????? Thank heavens for a cousin who called and went to get the new medication for me. And thanks to all the offers of food and shopping. I am really grateful. When and if my appetite returns, I shall take you all up on it.